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Educational only. Detectives Health does not diagnose, treat, or replace professional medical advice.

Why Choose Detectives Health Premium?

Detectives Health Premium is designed for people who want more than simply viewing laboratory numbers. Premium provides unlimited educational laboratory result interpretations, professionally structured reports, intelligent report narration, downloadable PDFs and advanced tools to help you better understand your laboratory results before discussing them with your healthcare professional.

Why thousands of people struggle to understand their laboratory results

Most laboratory reports contain numbers, abbreviations and medical terminology that can be difficult to understand without professional laboratory knowledge.

Detectives Health transforms those laboratory numbers into clear educational explanations, helping you understand how your results relate to one another before discussing them with your healthcare professional.

Who is Premium for?

People receiving NHS blood test results

Private laboratory customers (Medichecks, Randox, Thriva, Bupa, Nuffield and others)

People monitoring long-term health conditions

Anyone wanting to better understand their laboratory results over time

Why members choose Premium

Benefits, not just features.

Understand your results with confidence

Clear educational explanations written in plain English.

See how markers connect together

Laboratory results reviewed as a whole picture, not in isolation.

Monitor changes over time

Track laboratory trends and understand what has changed.

Prepare for appointments

Approach your GP or specialist appointment better informed.

Professionally structured reports

Educational PDF reports you can download, print and keep.

Continue learning

Deepen your understanding through Detectives Health Academy.

Your Premium Journey

  1. Upload Results
  2. Educational Laboratory Interpretation
  3. Professional PDF Report
  4. Discuss Results with Your Healthcare Professional
  5. Track Progress Over Time
  6. Continue Learning

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Perfect for exploring Detectives Health.

Ideal if you occasionally want to understand your blood test results and access trusted educational health information.

£0/ forever
  • View our Blood Test Interpretation Library
  • Standard laboratory reference ranges
  • Educational explanations in plain English
  • Health education articles
  • Up to 3 laboratory result interpretations per month
  • Access to selected educational tools
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Detectives Health Premium

Everything you need to understand your laboratory results with greater confidence.

£9.99/ month

or £99/year — Save approximately 17% with an annual membership.

Premium provides unlimited educational laboratory result interpretations, professionally structured reports, intelligent report narration, downloadable PDFs and advanced tools to help you better understand your laboratory results before discussing them with your healthcare professional.

Everything included in Free, plus:

  • Unlimited laboratory result interpretations
  • Professional educational laboratory reports
  • Upload PDF laboratory reports
  • Upload laboratory report images
  • Download professional PDF reports
  • Print-friendly reports
  • Secure personal report history
  • Priority access to new Premium features
  • Priority customer support
Premium Exclusive

🎧 Listen to Your Laboratory Report

Premium members can now listen to professionally narrated educational explanations of their laboratory results using natural British English voices.

Each result is explained in clear, reassuring and easy-to-understand language while remaining fully within our educational scope.

British English Female voice
British English Male voice
Play, Pause & Progress bar
Previous / Next section
Adjustable playback speed
Section-by-section listening

Listen section-by-section:

  • Haemoglobin
  • White Blood Cells
  • Platelets
  • Kidney Function
  • Liver Function
  • Diabetes
  • Cholesterol
  • Summary

Every narration ends with: “Detectives Health provides educational information only and does not diagnose disease, prescribe treatment or replace professional medical advice.”

Trusted Biomedical Science Expertise

  • Detectives Health is developed and maintained under the scientific leadership of Steve Diongo, Founder of Detectives Health, together with the Detectives Health Professional Team.
  • Our educational content is created, reviewed and regularly updated using recognised laboratory standards, current scientific evidence and professional best practice.
  • Educational information only. Detectives Health explains laboratory results but does not diagnose disease, prescribe treatment or replace professional medical advice.

Why Premium is Worth It

Premium is more than a subscription. It gives you ongoing access to professional educational laboratory interpretation designed to help you better understand your blood test results throughout the year.

With Premium, you can:

  • Upload unlimited laboratory reports
  • Receive professionally structured educational interpretations
  • Download professional PDF reports
  • Listen to narrated laboratory explanations
  • Save and compare previous laboratory reports
  • Prepare for GP and specialist appointments
  • Track laboratory trends over time
  • Access future Premium features as they are released

Premium is designed to help you become better informed while supporting conversations with your healthcare professional.

Founder Launch Membership

Join during the launch period

Join Detectives Health during the launch period and secure your introductory membership price while your subscription remains active.

Early members will also receive access to future Premium features included within their membership as they are released.

Detectives Health explains laboratory results and provides educational information. It does not diagnose disease, prescribe treatment or replace professional medical advice.

Thousands of people search online every day to better understand their blood test results. Detectives Health provides clear, evidence-based educational explanations designed to help you better understand your laboratory results before discussing them with your healthcare professional.

Why subscribe with confidence?

  • Cancel whenever you choose
  • No long-term contract
  • Secure encrypted payments
  • Immediate Premium activation
  • Manage your subscription at any time
  • 7-day money-back guarantee
  • Educational platform developed under Biomedical Science leadership

Why Detectives Health is Different

HCPC Registered Specialist Biomedical Scientist leadership

20+ years professional laboratory experience

15+ years NHS Blood Sciences experience

Educational laboratory interpretation

UK laboratory standards and recognised scientific evidence

Professional laboratory education — not medical diagnosis

Frequently Asked Questions

Can Detectives Health diagnose disease?

No. Detectives Health provides educational information only and does not diagnose, treat or replace professional medical advice.

Can I upload NHS laboratory reports?

Yes. NHS pathology reports can be uploaded and explained in plain English.

Can I upload private laboratory reports?

Yes. Reports from Medichecks, Randox, Thriva, Bupa, Nuffield and most accredited private laboratories are supported.

Can I cancel anytime?

Yes. Your membership can be cancelled at any time. Premium access remains available until the end of the current billing period.

Is my payment secure?

Yes. Payments are processed by our certified payment provider using industry-standard encryption. Detectives Health never stores your card details.

Who writes the educational content?

All educational content is developed and maintained under the scientific leadership of Steve Diongo, HCPC-Registered Specialist Biomedical Scientist, together with the Detectives Health Professional Team.

Will my reports remain available?

Yes. Your saved reports remain available in your secure personal history while your account is active.

Our Promise

  • Educational information only
  • Clear plain-English explanations
  • Professional laboratory standards
  • Secure handling of your laboratory information
  • Cancel your membership at any time

Start Understanding Your Laboratory Results Today

Join Detectives Health Premium and gain unlimited access to professional educational laboratory interpretations, downloadable reports, report narration, trend tracking and ongoing laboratory education — all designed to help you better understand your results before speaking with your healthcare professional.

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Educational information only. Detectives Health explains laboratory results but does not diagnose disease, prescribe treatment or replace professional medical advice.

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